Thank you.

To my first two benefactors who decided (independently?) to make the first contributions to my further education fund.

I am often snarky and snarly, but I say with all sincerity, thank you from the bottom of my heart, your kindness means the world to me. That two people would decide to donate money to someone they've just "met" who blogs irreverently and with a lot of four letter words to further her education, is more than a kindness.

Alright, enough of that. Back to being a bitch.